voodootimm:

holland1945-:

shannonsheezy:

playingthevillain:

didijust-stutter:

LITERALLY CRYING

OH MY GOD I AM DEAD. DSLKJFSDLFKJ.

oh my GOD

Omg, my night has been made.

Night = Made

HAHAHAHAAHAH oh man I needed that!

thejoebiz:

1. News Happens
2. Funny Jokes
3. More Funny Jokes
4. Complaints
5. Stupid Jokes
6. Stupider Jokes
7. Stupid jokes about how played out the meme is
8. Stupider jokes about how played out the meme is
9. People stabbing themselves in the eye
10. Silence
11. Updated News
12. Repeat Steps 1-10

designersays:

If Twitter was LinkedIn nobody would get jobs.

jusky:

is from Don Draper:

You’re good. Get better. Stop asking for things.

I don’t know what that means exactly, but say that to yourself in any situation and you’ll feel a little tougher, a little wiser, and a little bit more likely to get some shit done. Try it. I promise you results.